So while walking along Coronado Beach, staring out at the Pacific Ocean a couple was just strolling along, whispering and laughing with each other when suddenly the beach just opened up and swallowed the wife, the husband was just standing there awestruck by the sheer awesomeness of a gigantic sand whale, he had not even noticed that his wife was gone until the majestic sand whale jumped back into the sand, winking as it went. When the husband noticed that his wife had been eaten by the sand whale he went and told the police, the police of course did not beleive him because sand whales do not exist, the beach was sifted through, but neither the wife or the sand whale were ever seen again, since there was no evidence of foul play the husband was allowed to go home though the police believed he had killed his wife. So if you are ever walking Coronado Beach, on a wet, cold night, thinking how nice it is that you have the beach for yourself beware the mythical sand whale!
Well there it is, silly I know, but we laughed to hard while concocting it I had to put it somewhere and this seems like the place seeing as I seldom remember my dreams...
